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There Are Few Most Funny Pathan Jokes in Urdu, I hope You Like All Of Them, These Are My Favorite Funny Pathan Jokes.......

1: Pathan: Es Saal Rozay Rakhoo Gay?
      Punjabi: Nahi Yar.
      Pathan: Aur Travi Paroo Gay?
      Punjabi: Nahi Yar.
      Pathan: Aur Iftari Karoo Gay?
      Punjabi: Ahooo, Hum Innay We Kaffir Nahi

2: Pathan To Shopkeeper:
      Pathan: Meray Mobile Main Kuch Songs Dal Do.
      Shopkeeper: App Kay Pass Memory Card Hain?
      Pathan: Nahi Yara, Memory Card Tu Nahi Hai Leekin Senahti Card Hain.

3: Ek Pathan Bank Lootnay Gaya, Waha Gun 
       Deekha Kar Sara Paisay Loot Leeya
       Per Us Kay Haath Kuch Nahi Aya.
      Kyou?
      Kyou Kay Usnay Saray Paisay Manager Ko Deeye Aur Ausay Kaha 
   " Kay Saray Paisay Meray Account Mai Jama Kar Do".

4: Pathan To Shopkeeper:
      Pathan: 1 Rupee Ka Easy-load Kar Do
      Shopkeeper: 1 Rupee Ka Call Karne Hai Yah Message
      Pathan: Karna Tu Kuch Be Nahi, Bas Paisay 
     Uranay Ke Adat Ho Gaye Hai

5: Ek Dafha Ek Pathan Nay Apnay Papa say Jagra (Fight) Kiya
      Pathan Gussay Say Ghar Say Nickla Aur Apnay Papa Ka 
      Picture Be Apnay Saat Liya.
      Pathan Ghar Say Gabristan Ke Taraf Gaya Aur Apnay Papa
      Kay Picture Ko Ek Daraht (Tree)
      Mai Latkaya Aur Neechay Leeka " Coming Soon".