1st Pathan: Mai Office Janne Se Pehre Apne Biwi Ko Papi Karta Hoon.
2nd Pathan: Mai Tumhare Office Janne Ke Baad Tumhare Biwi Ko Papi Karta Hoon.
1st Pathan: hahahahaha Pehre Tu Mai He Karta Hoon Na....

 

Yeh Elaaj Bataya Hai Tabeeb Nai Ause Borane Ka
Ke Rafta Rafta Tum Apne Yadash Ko Beeto

 

Ek Larke Class Dair Say Aye
Teacher: Kev Dair say Aye?
Girl: Sir, Ek Larka Mera Pecha Kar Raha ta
Teacher: Tu Es Mai Dair Say Annay Ke Keya Baat Hai?
Girl: Kameena, Bohot SLOW Araha ta.....

 

Tera Hi Naqsh Ubharta Raha Lakeeron Mein, 
Uthaye Hath Jo Mein Ne Kabhi Dua k Liye.....

 

Ek Aurat Waqeel Kay Paas Kaye Aur Kaha
Mai Apnay Sohar Say Taraq Leena Cahta Hoon
Waqeel: Es Ke Koye Wajha Bhi Tu Ho Ge
Aurat: Woh Bewafa Hai Dookhay Baaz Hai
Waqeel: Es Ka Soboot
Aurat: Soboot? Masallan Yahe Kay Wo Meray 
            Bachay Kay Baap Nahi hai

 

Pehla Chor: Meray Chacha Bohot Khush Naseeb Te
Dosra Chor: Wo Kesay?
Pehla Chor: Ghaaj Nay Aun Ko Panch Saal Ke Saaza De Te
                     Leekin Wo Panch Mahinay Baad He Maar Gaye

Hum Nai Aghosee Muhabbat Say Yeh Sikha Hai Sabaq
Jis Nai Zinda Nahi Rehna Wo Muhabbat Kar Lay