1st Pathan: Mai Office Janne Se Pehre Apne Biwi Ko Papi Karta Hoon.
2nd Pathan: Mai Tumhare Office Janne Ke Baad Tumhare Biwi Ko Papi Karta Hoon.
1st Pathan: hahahahaha Pehre Tu Mai He Karta Hoon Na....
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Yeh Elaaj Bataya Hai Tabeeb Nai Ause Borane Ka
Ke Rafta Rafta Tum Apne Yadash Ko Beeto
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Ek Larke Class Dair Say Aye
Teacher: Kev Dair say Aye?
Girl: Sir, Ek Larka Mera Pecha Kar Raha ta
Teacher: Tu Es Mai Dair Say Annay Ke Keya Baat Hai?
Girl: Kameena, Bohot SLOW Araha ta.....
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Tera Hi Naqsh Ubharta Raha Lakeeron Mein,
Uthaye Hath Jo Mein Ne Kabhi Dua k Liye.....
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Ek Aurat Waqeel Kay Paas Kaye Aur Kaha
Mai Apnay Sohar Say Taraq Leena Cahta Hoon
Waqeel: Es Ke Koye Wajha Bhi Tu Ho Ge
Aurat: Woh Bewafa Hai Dookhay Baaz Hai
Waqeel: Es Ka Soboot
Aurat: Soboot? Masallan Yahe Kay Wo Meray
Bachay Kay Baap Nahi hai
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Pehla Chor: Meray Chacha Bohot Khush Naseeb Te
Dosra Chor: Wo Kesay?
Pehla Chor: Ghaaj Nay Aun Ko Panch Saal Ke Saaza De Te
Leekin Wo Panch Mahinay Baad He Maar Gaye
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Hum Nai Aghosee Muhabbat Say Yeh Sikha Hai Sabaq
Jis Nai Zinda Nahi Rehna Wo Muhabbat Kar Lay
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