1st Pathan: Mai Office Janne Se Pehre Apne Biwi Ko Papi Karta Hoon.
2nd Pathan: Mai Tumhare Office Janne Ke Baad Tumhare Biwi Ko Papi Karta Hoon.
1st Pathan: hahahahaha Pehre Tu Mai He Karta Hoon Na....

 

There Are Few Most Funny Pathan Jokes in Urdu, I hope You Like All Of Them, These Are My Favorite Funny Pathan Jokes.......

1: Pathan: Es Saal Rozay Rakhoo Gay?
      Punjabi: Nahi Yar.
      Pathan: Aur Travi Paroo Gay?
      Punjabi: Nahi Yar.
      Pathan: Aur Iftari Karoo Gay?
      Punjabi: Ahooo, Hum Innay We Kaffir Nahi

2: Pathan To Shopkeeper:
      Pathan: Meray Mobile Main Kuch Songs Dal Do.
      Shopkeeper: App Kay Pass Memory Card Hain?
      Pathan: Nahi Yara, Memory Card Tu Nahi Hai Leekin Senahti Card Hain.

3: Ek Pathan Bank Lootnay Gaya, Waha Gun 
       Deekha Kar Sara Paisay Loot Leeya
       Per Us Kay Haath Kuch Nahi Aya.
      Kyou?
      Kyou Kay Usnay Saray Paisay Manager Ko Deeye Aur Ausay Kaha 
   " Kay Saray Paisay Meray Account Mai Jama Kar Do".

4: Pathan To Shopkeeper:
      Pathan: 1 Rupee Ka Easy-load Kar Do
      Shopkeeper: 1 Rupee Ka Call Karne Hai Yah Message
      Pathan: Karna Tu Kuch Be Nahi, Bas Paisay 
     Uranay Ke Adat Ho Gaye Hai

5: Ek Dafha Ek Pathan Nay Apnay Papa say Jagra (Fight) Kiya
      Pathan Gussay Say Ghar Say Nickla Aur Apnay Papa Ka 
      Picture Be Apnay Saat Liya.
      Pathan Ghar Say Gabristan Ke Taraf Gaya Aur Apnay Papa
      Kay Picture Ko Ek Daraht (Tree)
      Mai Latkaya Aur Neechay Leeka " Coming Soon".
        








 

Pathan Ek Shadi Mai Gaya Jaab Kaana Laaga Tu Aus Ko 
Plate Nahi Mil Raha Ta, Pathan Nai Kaana Jaldi Say Apnay
Daaman Mai Darna Shoro Keeya, Logo Nai Jaab Poocha
Kay Yeh Keya Kar Rahay Hoon Tu Pathan Nai Kaha
"Dagh Tu Chaala Jayega Par Yeh Wakt Per Nahi Aye Ga"

 

Pathan Dokandar Say:

Pathan: Bhai Sahib Ek Rupee Ka Easy Load Kar Do
Dokandar: Ek Rupee Ke Load Say Kese Ko Call Karne Hai Yah Message
Pathan: Karna Tu Kuch Be Nahi Bas Paisay Uranay Ke Adat Se Ho Gaye Hai

Ek Pathan Darwazay Pay Gun Leye Kaara Ta
Bewi: Yaha Kev Kaaray hoon
Pathan: Shair (Lion) Ka Sikaar Karnay Ja Raha Hoon
Bewi: Tu Jawoo Na
Pathan: Kesa Jawoo Bahar Kuta Kaara Hai