1st Pathan: Mai Office Janne Se Pehre Apne Biwi Ko Papi Karta Hoon.
2nd Pathan: Mai Tumhare Office Janne Ke Baad Tumhare Biwi Ko Papi Karta Hoon.
1st Pathan: hahahahaha Pehre Tu Mai He Karta Hoon Na....

 

Pathan Ek Shadi Mai Gaya Jaab Kaana Laaga Tu Aus Ko 
Plate Nahi Mil Raha Ta, Pathan Nai Kaana Jaldi Say Apnay
Daaman Mai Darna Shoro Keeya, Logo Nai Jaab Poocha
Kay Yeh Keya Kar Rahay Hoon Tu Pathan Nai Kaha
"Dagh Tu Chaala Jayega Par Yeh Wakt Per Nahi Aye Ga"

 

Pathan Dokandar Say:

Pathan: Bhai Sahib Ek Rupee Ka Easy Load Kar Do
Dokandar: Ek Rupee Ke Load Say Kese Ko Call Karne Hai Yah Message
Pathan: Karna Tu Kuch Be Nahi Bas Paisay Uranay Ke Adat Se Ho Gaye Hai

Ek Pathan Darwazay Pay Gun Leye Kaara Ta
Bewi: Yaha Kev Kaaray hoon
Pathan: Shair (Lion) Ka Sikaar Karnay Ja Raha Hoon
Bewi: Tu Jawoo Na
Pathan: Kesa Jawoo Bahar Kuta Kaara Hai

Ek Aurat Jannat Kay Farishtay (Angle) Say Boole
Mera Nicka Meray Dunya Walay Sohar Say Karwa Do
Farishta (Angle) Boola: Nicka Tu Karwa Dunga
Pehray Koye Molvi Tu Jannat Mai Ajaye

Teacher: (Gussay say) "Ahmad aur Sikandar tum dono per ajj dair say aye"
Ahmad:  Sir mera rupiya ghum ho gaya ta.
Teacher: Aur Sikandar tum?
Sikandar: Sir maine aus kay paisay par pair lakha ta.