Wife: Tum Mujhay Asay Do Baatay Bolo Kay Ek Say Mai
                Khush Ho Jawo Aur Dosray Say Mujhay Gussah Ajaye.
Husband: 1.. Tum Mere Zindagi Hoon.
                          2.. Aur Lanaat Hai Asay Zindagi Per.


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